The wedding is Saturday.
The speech is in your head in 19 minutes.
ready before rehearsal dinner · 72hr full refund
Four minutes from now,
you have a working speech.
Tell us about him
17 quick questions about you, him, the bride, and 5 real stories. Step-by-step. Saves as you go.
We build your kit
GPT-4o reads your stories, lifts the through-line, writes the speech in your voice. ~90 seconds.
Take it to the altar
Hosted page on your phone, printable PDF for the day, audio reads at three paces (optional add-on).
Eight files. One working kit.
No subscriptions.
The Speech
Three to four minutes, word-for-word, formatted for reading aloud. Inline delivery cues: (beat for laugh), (slow down), (look at the bride).
"I've known Alex for fourteen years. (beat) Most of which he's spent... convincing me he's smarter than he is. (beat for laugh) But three years ago, he met Sara — and for the first time, the smartest person in the room wasn't him..."
The Cue Card
The spine of the speech in 12 bullets. One glance when you blank. Print to a single page, slide it in the inside pocket.
· Open: 14 yrs · "smartest in the room" · Story 1: Cancun pizza guy · Story 2: when he called at 3am · Pivot: when I met Sara · The proposal night clue · Close: "to the only argument he'll ever lose"
The Rehearsal Toast
A 30-second version for the night-before dinner. Warm, no big stories, leaves the real speech alone.
"Quick one for tomorrow's main event — to Alex, who finally found someone who out-thinks him. And to Sara, who's about to find out he actually can cook. Cheers, you two."
Bonus Lines
6–8 alternates. If a joke lands flat, swap in another. Opens, closers, one-liners, the one heart-line you didn't have room for.
· ALT OPENER: "Show of hands — who's heard this story?" · ALT JOKE: "When I asked his mom if Sara was the one..." · ALT CLOSE: "To laughter, second chances, and Sara — who, miraculously, said yes."
How to Practice
Five steps with realistic timing. Read silent × 3, read aloud × 3, time it, record + watch back, present to one friend.
Step 03 · TIME IT (5 min) Open voice memos, hit record, read it once. Aim under 4 minutes. If you're at 4:45, cut a joke. The room laughs longer than you think.
Day-Of Guide
Mic technique, where to look, what to do with your hands, the two-drink rule, the one line you do NOT improvise.
· Mic three fingers from your mouth · Look at the back of the room on the opener · One hand on the page is fine — two looks scared · Two drinks before, zero after, until you sit
If It Goes Sideways
Quick scripts: you blank, joke lands flat, you get choked up, mic feedback. The pro moves no template gives you.
JOKE LANDS FLAT → smile, deadpan "...anyway," move on. Never explain. YOU CHOKE UP → pause, look at the groom, breathe once. Restart.
Audio Reads (optional)
The speech read aloud at three paces by Gemini AI. Listen on your commute. Catch where the rhythm sags.
▶ REHEARSAL — slow, careful, deliberate ▶ TARGET — the cadence to aim for ▶ NERVOUS — honestly how it'll come out
Real sample. Press play.
Below is a real speech kit our system generated and read aloud. The voice is Gemini AI (Algenib) with natural chuckles, sighs, and warmth baked into the right beats by GPT-5.5. No human edits. No cherry-picked outliers.
The audio add-on (+$19) renders your finished speech at three paces: rehearsal-slow, real-day target, nervous-fast. Listen on your commute. Don't walk to the mic cold.
"Smith Hall looked at two eighteen-year-olds with laundry bags, bad posters, and absolutely no life skills and said, ‘yeah, put those guys together.’"
"He looked different, like he was trying to act normal and failing at a professional level..."
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